Always assumed to have died sometime around 3000 BC, our oldest ancestors Adam and Eve made a surprising reappearance today in Clissold Park, Stoke Newington. Two community police officers were called to the scene at around 2am this morning after a worried pensioner reported some "tree-huggers" were active in the area.
God was said to be "surprised, but in a nice way". A police insider told us "they just seem to have been very relieved there were no snakes in the area."
While now old enough to qualify for their Freedom Passes, Adam and Eve say they still want to "give something back to the trees", and are currently advertising Trees for Cities' annual Treeathlon, taking place this year on the 20th September.
For those energetic types who can train in three different sports at once whilst remaining popular enough to actually get sponsorship, registration opens a week today. Seriously.